Maths is cool at AMERICAN APPAREL. Imagine the stampede when the public see this qunts outfit… Make sure you have enough wine coloured pleated skirts this weekend guys!

Maths is cool at AMERICAN APPAREL. Imagine the stampede when the public see this qunts outfit… Make sure you have enough wine coloured pleated skirts this weekend guys!

A qunty cravat amongst what must be the hired help in DEBENHAMS. Red trousers are this years’ red trousers. And crushed velvet purple blazers are shit.

A qunty cravat amongst what must be the hired help in DEBENHAMS. Red trousers are this years’ red trousers. And crushed velvet purple blazers are shit.

Welcome to FENWICK woods everyone. Where silly qunts like this get into all sorts of trouble. The hair is trying to escape this creativity free space, and don’t think we can’t see that sneaky middle finger salute.

Welcome to FENWICK woods everyone. Where silly qunts like this get into all sorts of trouble. The hair is trying to escape this creativity free space, and don’t think we can’t see that sneaky middle finger salute.

Hey! Anyone know where I can buy a Tuncano Urbano Tucanji Jacket? Qunt.

Hey! Anyone know where I can buy a Tuncano Urbano Tucanji Jacket? Qunt.

Three spinning lanaqunts are turning my stomach at H&M, with the queen of smug herself simpering above.

Three spinning lanaqunts are turning my stomach at H&M, with the queen of smug herself simpering above.

This qunt in FENWICK has dirtied itself by jumping firmly on the Olympic bandwagon big time. Get some class!

This qunt in FENWICK has dirtied itself by jumping firmly on the Olympic bandwagon big time. Get some class!

Little qunt AKA the young Heston Blumenthal look. Why BHS, why?!?

Little qunt AKA the young Heston Blumenthal look. Why BHS, why?!?

A moody qunt glaring at nobody from the window of LARA DESIGNS on Gt Titchfield Street. Somebody’s not getting any tonight…

A moody qunt glaring at nobody from the window of LARA DESIGNS on Gt Titchfield Street. Somebody’s not getting any tonight…

ADIDAS and STELLA McCARTNEY prove with this qunt that impossible really is nothing. Well done.

ADIDAS and STELLA McCARTNEY prove with this qunt that impossible really is nothing. Well done.

I wouldn’t get too cocky qunt, in case you hadn’t noticed you’re busting moves in DOROTHY PERKINS, home of bland.

I wouldn’t get too cocky qunt, in case you hadn’t noticed you’re busting moves in DOROTHY PERKINS, home of bland.

1. How can anything be this smug? 2. Tuxedo and a flatcap?!? 3. If your boyfriend or husband came home looking like this qunt, how hard would you slap him? 4. Would Mannequnts exist without ZARA? 5. Why..?

1. How can anything be this smug? 2. Tuxedo and a flatcap?!? 3. If your boyfriend or husband came home looking like this qunt, how hard would you slap him? 4. Would Mannequnts exist without ZARA? 5. Why..?

This qunt has just given up. It could have been something amazing, like a clothes peg or a child’s potty. Instead ZARA contorted it into this pile of pure high-street hate.

This qunt has just given up. It could have been something amazing, like a clothes peg or a child’s potty. Instead ZARA contorted it into this pile of pure high-street hate.

Close-up this looks like any other limbless silver torso in EVA EVANOVICH, but find the sweet-spot across the road and the qunt appears for all to see! So much joy.

Close-up this looks like any other limbless silver torso in EVA EVANOVICH, but find the sweet-spot across the road and the qunt appears for all to see! So much joy.

Suspended in mid-air and far, far away from reality… Come on people, let’s crank up the fans and start clapping like a demented seal! Our first guest qunt spotted by Laura in ZARA. Good hunting.

Suspended in mid-air and far, far away from reality… Come on people, let’s crank up the fans and start clapping like a demented seal! Our first guest qunt spotted by Laura in ZARA. Good hunting.

Nobody mess with this qunt… She’s from RIVER ISLAND!

Nobody mess with this qunt… She’s from RIVER ISLAND!