Little qunt AKA the young Heston Blumenthal look. Why BHS, why?!?
A moody qunt glaring at nobody from the window of LARA DESIGNS on Gt Titchfield Street. Somebody’s not getting any tonight…
ADIDAS and STELLA McCARTNEY prove with this qunt that impossible really is nothing. Well done.
I wouldn’t get too cocky qunt, in case you hadn’t noticed you’re busting moves in DOROTHY PERKINS, home of bland.
1. How can anything be this smug? 2. Tuxedo and a flatcap?!? 3. If your boyfriend or husband came home looking like this qunt, how hard would you slap him? 4. Would Mannequnts exist without ZARA? 5. Why..?
This qunt has just given up. It could have been something amazing, like a clothes peg or a child’s potty. Instead ZARA contorted it into this pile of pure high-street hate.
Close-up this looks like any other limbless silver torso in EVA EVANOVICH, but find the sweet-spot across the road and the qunt appears for all to see! So much joy.
Suspended in mid-air and far, far away from reality… Come on people, let’s crank up the fans and start clapping like a demented seal! Our first guest qunt spotted by Laura in ZARA. Good hunting.
Nobody mess with this qunt… She’s from RIVER ISLAND!
No qunt is safe. Even PRIMARK are jumping on the jaunty bandwagon. Fortunately the face-hat means it can’t see the preppie mess it’s wearing.
Dress by ISSEY MIYAKE, window dressing by someone who should have their arms cut off. I almost feel sorry for this qunt.
Can’t decide what to wear? Thanks to the qunts in Y-3 you’ll never have to.
Hey! Anyone know where I can buy a Tuncano Urbano Tuanji Jacket? Qunt.
Peddle on down to VELORUTION, one of the most expensive and up-its-own-arse bike shops in the world. The qunt in the window is called Rupert. He holds his menu of boast like a Shoreditch shield for all to see.
UNIQUNTS.
